The Blogfessional: November 2005

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

I let my subscription to the...

I let my subscription to the New Yorker lapse.

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I'm thinking about subscribing to Wired.

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Monday, November 28, 2005

I believed in Santa Claus until...

I believed in Santa Claus until I was 11 years old.

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Sunday, November 27, 2005

now that xmas is here im...

now that xmas is here im afriad to go to the malls

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i thanked no one on thanksgiving...

i thanked no one on thanksgiving - not even myself

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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

I want gas prices to go...

I want gas prices to go back up so President Bush's poll ratings will continue falling.

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Monday, November 21, 2005

m waiting until the housing bubble...

I'm waiting until the housing bubble bursts to buy property.

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Friday, November 18, 2005

i like to spray cold water...

i like to spray cold water into my anus at the end of my shower. it's probably good for me.

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pr0n websites i was looking at...

pr0n websites i was looking at today: sweetpieceofash.com dixietrailertrash.com lesbian vampirers

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Thursday, November 17, 2005

I like it when white women...

I like it when white women date black men. It means more black women for me.

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I ogled women talking about their...

I ogled women talking about their children during lunch.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

I fear I'm going bald.

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

I drank a moldy cup of...

I drank a moldy cup of coffee today. I didn't notice until I was half-way done with it.

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Friday, November 11, 2005

sometimes my best freind and me...

sometimes my best freind and me get togheter for shelock holmes parties ,he dresses up as watson i dress up as holmes and we get blasted out of our mind on blow and solve crossword puzzles.

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I groped a maid in my...

I groped a maid in my hotel room. She didn't stop me but she didn't seem to be enjoying it so I stopped it.

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Thursday, November 10, 2005

I would rather lie in the...

I would rather lie in the licentious bed of love than do my necessary chores

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i run to escape

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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Random acts of violence scare me.

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Random acts of kindness scare me.

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I keep all my old girlfriends' phone numbers.

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Monday, November 07, 2005

my bowels need time to heal

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i root against football teams from...

i root against football teams from red states

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when I get really frustrated with...

when I get really frustrated with myself, I blame Evil Kneivel.

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Saturday, November 05, 2005

I'm working like a dog, hungry like the wolf, and horny as a fox

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The blogfessional is once more safe...

The blogfessional is once more safe for democracy.

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Friday, November 04, 2005

i feel guilty when i tip...

i feel guilty when i tip less than 20% yet i do it all the time

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t read Finnish and probably never...

I can't read Finnish and probably never will.

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http://tunnustuksien.luola.net/ is a popular Finnish confessional website

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I once dream I buttfucked Will...

I once dream I buttfucked Will Farrell. Or was he buttfucking me?

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I'm closely following the

I'm closely following the THO 100

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but i tell all my friends...

i'm a flaming liberal. but i tell all my friends i'm moderate. the funny thing is that they're all liberals themselves.

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I think Bill O' Reilly is a fucking idiot... and yet I can't stop watching him.

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Thursday, November 03, 2005

s amazing the amount of religious...

It's amazing the amount of religious stuff on the internet. It's amazing the amount of stuff in general. But religious stuff like this: World Religions Index: How to Know God I don't get it.

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