the blogfessional

after all these years, i still feel like i'm trying to overcome the needless obstacles put in my way by a selfish idiot.

I saw a fucking hottie at Quizno's today. I wanted to put her on a bun and eat her until the sauce ran down my chin. The guy in front of me just smirked.

big fuck. the uncyclopedia rejected me.

My contributions to Wikipedia were rejected.

I prefer the not blue Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.

blair is born-again:

http://www.lisawhelchel.com/

tootie all growed up

i've already had sex with a sexbot. her name was jessica.

According to the Economist, the sexbots will be on the market in 5 years. That means I should be banging a sex bot some time around 2015.

i have an alter ego for the country.

I have trouble putting the internet away sometimes.

bebo.com sucks

but if i post my confession here, won't people know who I am?